Tax Interruptions

My there is Maxwell House really the only coffee in the world? Well your father says so and your father knows best. Yes, it's father knows best. Transcribed in Hollywood starring Robert Young as father. A half hour visit with your neighbors the Anderson's.

Brought to you by America's favorite coffee, Maxwell House. The coffee that's always good to the last drop. From Horace to Benjamin Franklin, from Shakespeare to Oscar Wilde, practically everyone has had something to say about procrastination. And no matter who said it, it generally came out the same. It's no good. In Springfield, in the White Frame House on Maple Street, the

Andesans may not have a monopoly on procrastination, but it's a pretty fair bet that they hold a a franchise for local distribution like this ahhhh anything wrong do I ate too much but yes and never marry a woman like your mother I beg your pardon I mean who cooks as well as your mother that's what I mean

ruin your figure okay Jim no one said you had to eat that last piece of pie Well, I didn't want Bud to make a pig of himself. May I have another cup of coffee, please?

Any further instructions for Bud? Mm-hmm. No. Bud. Yes, Dad? Be sure to marry a woman who cooks exactly like your mother. Okay. That's more like it. Now, may I have another cup of coffee? Of course, dear.

There you are. Daddy, do you know what I learned in school today? I have the faintest idea. May I have the cream and sugar Betty please? Sugar's fattening. Just pass it and never mind the dietary information.

Yes Father dear. Sugar is energy and I'm in a very energetic mood. You are? Well that's wonderful dear. You've been promising to fix the leak and the roof for two weeks. Margaret please, let's not be rude.