The Skunk Must Go

Mother, is Maxwell House really the only coffee in the world? Well, your father says so, and your father knows best. Yes, it's father knows best. Transcribed in Hollywood starring Robert Young as father. A half hour visit with your neighbors the Anderson's.

Brought to you by Maxwell House. The coffee that's bought and enjoyed by more people than any other brand of coffee at any price. Maxwell House, always good to the last drop. It was Shakespeare who said, life is a crooked game and you never know when they'll deal you one from the bottom of the deck.

This was Joe Shakespeare of course who runs the meat market on Franklin Avenue and it isn't bad for a fellow who never went past the seventh grade. Anyway it's just short of dinner time in Springfield and in the White Frame House on Maple Street the Andesans are about to be double shuffled, double dealt and otherwise generally built by the fiendish Philip of a fickle fate.

like this. Margaret, I'm home. We're in the kitchen, dear. I'll be in as soon as I hang out my coat. There's a message for you next to the telephone. Oh, okay, honey, I see it.

Daddy! Hello, sweetheart, how's my best girl? Oh, Daddy, my beautiful daddy. You're just the most wonderful, most beautiful, more good, beautiful daddy-o. Kathy, you're choking me. I'm sorry, Daddy, but I was so glad to see you.

Well, of course, we haven't seen one another since Way back this morning. A whole day. And I missed you so. How much? How much did I miss you? How much do you need? Why daddy?

Well. 15 cents. Why? I lost my pencil sharpener. And if I don't buy a new one, how can I sharpen my pencils? It won't be easy. May I daddy please? Well let's see. Which weeks allowance are you working on now?