Enterprising Kids

Is Max Willhouse the best coffee in the whole world? Well, your father says so, and your father knows best. Yes, it's father knows best. Transcribed in Hollywood, starring Robert Young's father. A half hour visit with your neighbors, the Anderson's, brought to you by Max Willhouse.

The coffee that's bought and enjoyed by more people than any other brand of coffee at any price. Max Willhouse, always good to the last drop. A wonderful bird is the Pelican. His bill will hold more than his belly can.

He can take in his beak food enough for a week, as for flying you know Gosh darn well he can. With this bit of deathless verse we highest the Springfield in the White Frame House on Maple Street.

There we find the Anderson's at dinner, and there is usual we find a problem. It's all about socks, or is it a dress, or well it's about something like this. So this little girl said to me, Kathy, she said, I'm going away.

I'm going out west where there's wide open spaces and cattle and rustlers and bandits and everything. And I said to her, you are? And she said to me. Kathy. Yes, Daddy? Pass the butter, please. Yes, Daddy.

They only cost two dollars, Dad, and next to the cap and the socks. It's a bargain, bud. That's what it is, an absolute bargain. You mean I can get them? No. This is a very good roast, Margaret.

Oh, but thank you, dear. If it's a bargain, why can't I get them? Because I'm not giving you the two dollars, that's why. Oh. And she said to me, I'm tired of being treated like a criminal.