Elusive Card Game

Mother, is Maxwell House really the only coffee in the world? Well, your father says so, and your father knows best. Yes, its father knows best. Transcribed in Hollywood, starring Robert Young as father. A half hour visit with your new neighbors, the Anderson's, brought to you by Maxwell House.

The coffee that's bought and enjoyed by more people than any other brand of coffee at any price. Maxwell House always good to the last drop. In every family there are special days. Days which though simple will live forever in our memories.

There's the day Junior had his first haircut. The day Dad backed into the garage door. Or the day Mother didn't back into the garage door. In Springfield, in the White Frame house on Maple Street, it's dinner time.

And one of those days is in the making. It will be known as long as an Anderson remains as the day father received the Christmas bills like this. It's outrageous. That's what it is. The most outrageous thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

Pass the potatoes to your father, Betty. Yes, mother. Potatoes, father. Thank you. It's gotten so that Christmas isn't a period of joy and celebration. It's a plot to collect all the money overlooked by the government.

I've never seen such an assortment of bills. Kathy, won't you please eat your dinner? But I have to watch Daddy. I'm sure he'd much rather you ate your dinner. But I want to see the steam come out of his ears.

The what? Well, but said when you saw all those bills. Holy cow, Kathy. I didn't mean it really would. I was just, you know... Ha ha ha. It sure is cold out today, wasn't it?