The Golf Challenge

Is Maxwell House really the only coffee in the world? Well your father says so, and your father knows best. Yes, it's father knows best. Transcribed in Hollywood starring Robert Young as father. A half hour visit with your neighbors the Anderson's.

Brought to you by America's favorite coffee, Maxwell House. The coffee that's always good to the last drop. There was once an ancient Greek, a lad named Zenobius, who probably didn't know a putter from the front end of a buggy with.

Yet in the year 154 AD, he wrote, contests allow no excuses, no more to friendships. And if that doesn't describe the average golf tournament, it comes mighty mighty close. Today in Springfield, in the White Frame House on Maple Street, we find that things haven't changed a great deal in the last 18 centuries.

Some costumes may have altered slightly, but people go on forever, like this. But mother, the whole playdee pins on it, I told them I'd buy a new dress. I'm sorry, Betty, you had no right to tell them anything like that.

Mother, you don't understand. I'm the star. I'm Camille. And how can Camille die in an old dress? You just have to manage, dear. The greatest opportunity of my life. Everyone will be watching me, and I have to die in that old rag.

I'll just die! I'm sure you will, dear. Mother, you're not even listening. Why can't I just ask him? Betty, I know it means a great deal to you, but try to think of the rest of us.

Your father's having so much trouble with his car. Now if you ask him for a new dress... Oh! Oh dear, I told them to be careful. Bud, what are you doing out there? I wasn't doing anything, Mom.