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4 Made In Avack Aka Fair Fight

Exploring Tomorrow · March 12, 1958 · 15 min · 2,058 words

The transcript of “4 Made In Avack Aka Fair Fight”, an episode of Exploring Tomorrow first broadcast March 12, 1958. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Exploring Tomorrow plays Exploring Tomorrow free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Generally speaking, what a fellow means when he says it was a fair fight. Turns out to be I won the way I expected to. It was in the position that they weren't supposed to win.

They were going to have to use an unexpected method. Of course that would be called unfair, wouldn't it? Right over here Captain, Ratman. Let's take a seat and I'll be with you in a moment.

Oh thanks. Not especially the immigration department wants to see you about it. I mean if it's those little fun-goered life forms you'll worry about. Captain, it's not a fun, Lloyd Lifetall. Do I have here, Tara?

Meet Matt, can I have your crew? Left the ship yet? No, sir. After all, I am conscious of the great responsibility we intersystem cargo carriers have regarding the importation of non-terrestrial toxins and microbodies you and celluloid.

Captain, I'm not a bacteriologist. My name's Jeffy. I'm a psychologist. Just what do you see? You're making a check to see if I'm space worthy, not neurotic or cracking up under the stress. And you jot down notes and just some little flips a man makes because he's tired and needs a rest in the shower and a couple of beers at a high-class bar,

maybe a few days are quiet in the country, away from always worrying about a media breaking through the hall. I am somewhat knocked out. Put this cargo in from Dennis. We've got nothing to apologize for.

How about trying that instead of badgering us with psychological questions? I'm sorry, Captain. Now let's see. You visited the sixth planet to the Dennen system. Have vacuums and things like that. Well, the treated are OK, once factories.

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