Stupid Potato

Transcripts › Escape

000- Out Of This World -Audition

Escape · February 28, 1947 · 29 min · 4,511 words

The transcript of “000- Out Of This World -Audition”, an episode of Escape first broadcast February 28, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Escape plays Escape free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

Machine transcript (may contain errors).

Transcript

I ask Toby, yes, Toby, who is only a vincidicist dummy, for who knows more than you think. If you want to hang me, let him be a witness. Out of this world. Columbia's parade of outstanding stories of those moments when reality turns to illusion, when fancy becomes fat, sharp, shocking fat.

The night of remarkable adventure from the successful English-Motion picture, dead at night, Sorry, wait for the next half hour, I will take you out of this world. Don't you hear now one of that noise? You're to firm and all the other prisoners.

No, I'm telling you where to be. What is the dumbest nobody? Ah, so it's Toby again, is it? Now stop all that fuss about the dummy. I won't give up all any more noise in that solitary confinement for you.

But I must be told. Oh God, God, I'm paying you anything if you bring Toby to me. Ah, you then, Trillist, Quitter, Queer, one. All this fuss about a talking door. He's not a talking door.

Don't understand, he's... Toby. Where is he? What happened to him? Oh, should I know? Probably safe enough. Inspector, I'll take care of him. Well, you tell the inspector to send Toby back to me. Back to me, do you hear?

Tell him I want Toby and I want him right now. Ah, sure, sure. Inspector Dodd will be happy to do anything you say. Go in the present and follow. Oh, yeah, you're a rep one, all right.

You're just lucky, ain't he, if I'm murder? Lucky that fellow Lezwell, your shot is coming along all right. I've, uh... Whatever happens to him makes no difference to me. I wish he was, eh? He tried to steal Toby from me.

Read the full transcript with Potato Plus

106 more paragraphs, about 27 more minutes of the episode. Potato Plus is every episode on demand from any moment, every transcript in full and unlimited transcript search, for $5 a month.

Potato Plus opens soon: join the list

All Escape transcripts · Search every transcript · The archive