Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Walking there, walking up from our house, Christmassy You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa we believe She'd been drinking too much eggnog And we begged her not to go But she forgot her medication And she staggered out the door into the snow When we found her Christmas morning at the scene of the attack

She had hoof friends on her forehead And in graminating claws marks on her back And all got run off you can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa we believe All so proud of Grandpa He's been taking this so well See him and they're watching football, Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin mal.

It's not Christmas without grandma, Family dressed in black, And we just can't help but wonder, Should we open up her gifts or send them back? Send them back! Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house with cuisine, You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa we believe

Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig And the blue and silver candles That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig I've warned all my friends and neighbors Better watch out for yourself They should never give a license To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves

Grandma got run over by reindeer Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But ask for me and Grandma we believe Playing at the grandpa Grandma got run over by a reindeer Who can say there's no such thing as Santa?