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To Become a Werewolf

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Any three of the following, Asafotica, Parsley, Opium, Henbein, Safran, Aloe, Osalana, Freshly killed cat, Aniseve, Camper, Opium, One Wolf's in Cradle. Preparation. Go to a solitary place at midnight, When the moon is new and strong.

Preferably a desert, the woods or a mountain rock. Unperfectly level ground, mark off with the chalk or string, a circle with a radius of at least 7 feet and inside this a circle with a radius of 3 feet.

In the center boil water in an iron vessel on the iron trunk. As the water boils throw in handfuls of the three spices, meanwhile in tone. Spirits of earth bound dead that glide with noise is spread to be kind to me.

Spirits of heat and fire destructive in your eye be kind to me. Spirits of cold and ice, patrons of crime and vice be kind to me. Wolves, vampires, satyrs, ghosts, Electable the devilish hosts, I pray you, send hither, send hither, send hither, The great grey shape that makes men shiver, Shiver, shiver!

Moving your upper garments, Mere your body with the fat of the freshly killed cat. Mixed with anise, camper, and oakian. Find your loins with the wolf's skin and kneel down within the middle of the smaller circle to await the unknown.

The unknown will appear or make its presence felt when the fire burns blue and quickly dies out. Surrender!

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