Mystery Valentine

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Well, Duffy's Tavern, what do you late mate, thet, Archie, the man just bacon, Duffy ain't here. Oh, look, Duffy, you sound mad.

What's wrong? When you answered the doorbell this morning, you was wearing Mrs. Duffy's bed, Drobe. But what's wrong with that? The milkman kissed you, huh? What happened? Did you slug the guy? Oh, if he's been kissing Mrs. Duffy, he's had punishment enough.

You still mad? You think you'll come down here to cool off? Duffy, tonight the tavern ain't no place to cool off. Shelley Winters is coming down. Yeah, Winters is the name, Duffy, but it really should be summers, you know.

Where she raises a guy's temperature. What'd she look like? Well, you know, I told you about the temperature with the sweat pouring down into your eyes you can't get a good look. She's a very versatile-themed puppy.

You know, she acts on a stage. She's in a movie, sings in musical comedies, packed to the hilt with talent. Brother, what a hilt. Also a sensational pair of games. You see, with them legs, she's made more successful crossings than Pan-American Airways.