Phoebe ( )

Well, Duffy's time and when he'll eat meat, he'll eat a man just bacon. Duffy ain't here. Oh, oh, Duffy. How's business? It's looking up. What else can it do? It's flat on its back. What am I doing?

Oh, I'm cleaning up the place. Yeah, it's just put the broom back in the closet. Well, somebody left it standing out by the phone booth and it was starting to collect dust. Another thing, Duffy, I just inspected the free lunch and I saw something in the Swiss cheese.

Yeah. I think it saw me, too. That's right, the Swiss cheese. What are we going to do about it? Wait, let's start the yodel and put on a cover charge. Hey, Duffy, that's very funny.

We'll do it. Yeah. Am I what? Oh, sure, I'm still in love. With that society, girl. Yep, but ever since I met her, I ain't been able to sleep a week all day. That's right. Real society?

Well, of course, I hope to tell you. Duffy, you've heard of Who's Who? This name is in Whom's Whom. Yeah, well, she's coming down here tonight, and don't be surprised if one of these days I am also a member of the 400.

If I can inhale my cat down to 398. What to use at talkin' and you'll go soak your head. I'd like to be a little on teams tonight. Please have the table in the back room set for two.

Two what? Two people, of course. Why'd you think I was talking about octopi? This place one has to make certain, you know. Who are you going to be on to you with? My fans say, CB, that I expect to marry.