Archie's Teacher Visits the Tavern

It's Duffy-Stavan brought to you transcribe by the National Broadcasting Company with Charlie Catter as Finnegan. Hazel Sherman is Miss Duffy. That's Bishon at the piano and starring Archie himself and Gardner. Duffy-Stavan, where the elite meets the eat, Archie demand just bacon, Duffy ain't here.

Oh, I love Duffy. I sound a little tired. Won't spend a rough night, you know. For the last three hours, I've been throwing and Herbie to midget out of the joint. Why does it take so long?

Well, it's a kind of windy outside, and Herbie keeps blowing back in. But leave it to me, W. He won't go back in on more. I finally slid him out the door, rolled him over to the gutter, and lashed him to Moriarithy.

What else is new? Oh, I got a surprise. One of my old grandma's school teachers are coming down here tonight. Yeah, Teresa Tompkins. old taking neck herself. What? That's a disrespectful thing to say. Well, alright, if any, Turkey's is less than an in-I apologize.

Well, she's making a tour to check up on her old pupils, so she's been visiting Manhattan, Bronx, Brooklyn, Leavenworth. Yeah, she's got pupils everywhere in medicine, in science, in solitary. Well, look, I'll call you back.

Uh, Miss Duffy. Yeah? Uh, guess who's coming down here tonight. Well, can you give me a hint? Well, leave us say that she has put more ideas in me, hadn't any other woman. Who is it, Peaches Latour, the Strip Peats?

Miss Duffy, I'm referring to teaching. Not basic training. It's, uh, Miss Tomkins from me, Grammar School, me, me all to Tristan. That's a thing that learned me everything that I know. And you know what she's doing now? Hiding. She's paying a visit to all the former pupils of the class of 6A, you know, to see how we've turned out. Well, why don't you turn on the radio and just