Baby Left at Tavern

It's Duffy Stavren brought to you transcribed by the National Broadcasting Company with Charlie Catter as Finnegan Hazel Sherman as Miss Duffy, that's be shown at the piano and starring Archie himself and Goodner. Hello Duffy Stavren where do you eat meat feed Archie demand just bacon Duffy ain't here. Oh No Duffy

Business well, it's a pretty good since I've been selling Bach beer for nickel at glass Huh? No, we don't lose no money Well, I got a trick, you see. I take the regular beer, but before we serve it, I dip a goat in the barrel.

I'll do it. Huh? What, Duffy? Well, what? Talk louder, will you? Some kids are just playing ball outside, and I can't hear you. Hey, fat's, why was that? Them kids just hit a baseball through the window.

Any damage? Just another hole in the window. I don't chase them kids off the block. I don't mind them hitting a ball short of wind, but they might have hit that spider we was using for shades.

Yeah, Duffy, them kids are getting tougher every day. You know, only this morning I caught one of that gang helping an old lady across the street. What's so tough about it? She didn't want to go.

I'll call you back later, Duffy. Fats, did you get rid of them kids? Yeah, I tricked him. You tricked him? How? I asked him why he was not at the schoolhouse, watching the fire. So what?

I just seemed to appeal to them. They just asked me for a bellows and beading. Well, if you asked me to hold gang in them, I'm going to have to teeth kick them. If there was a little smaller, I'd do it myself.