Josita Visits the Tavern

It's Duffy's Tavern brought to you transcribe of the National Broadcasting Company with Charlie Catteras Finnegan Hazel Sherman is Miss Duffy, Fats Pichon at the piano and starring Archie himself and Gardner Duffy's Tavern where the elite meet the Archie to man just making Duffy ain't here. Oh hello Duffy Huh?

You want? Duffy I can't believe it After all these years the stock Oh, look, was Mrs. Duffy surprised? No more than you was, eh? How do you like that? I thought you folks were spending all your time watching television.

Hey, fat. Yeah, guess what? Duffy took his wife to the stock club. So you went to the stock club, eh? Tell me, did Mrs. Duffy cause much commotion with that new evening gown and one with a bare back?

Yeah, eh? An old Indian fighter jumped out of the window that he thought No wonder he thought it was a buffalo. I'll stop exaggerating, Duffy. How about you? Did you go formal in a tuxedo?

Oh, semi-formal. You couldn't find the pants. Well, tell me, how is the crowd at this dock? A wealthy South American spent a thousand bucks? You wish we could get customers spent dough like that. Well, so do I, but it takes brains to make a thousand bucks, and if a guy has enough brains to make it,

He's got too much brains to spend in a dump like this. Yeah, well, I'm glad you had a nice time and thanks for calling. Hey, Fats. I'd imagine a guy spending a thousand bucks in a nightclub.

Do you realize what you can buy for a thousand bucks today? Sure. $300 worth of groceries. It's all right. Boy, a thousand bucks. Let's see. Champagne, Fili Mino, caviar. It's almost 40 bucks a book.