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Phil Baker

Duffy's Tavern · April 27, 1951 · 29 min · 3,440 words

The transcript of “Phil Baker”, an episode of Duffy's Tavern first broadcast April 27, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Duffy's Tavern plays Duffy's Tavern free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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It's Duffy's Tavern, the Friday Night Transcribe feature on NBC's All-Star Festival of Comedy, Music, Mystery and Drama, brought to you by RCA Victor, world leader in radio, first in recorded music, first in television, by Chesterfield, the cigarette that has for you what every smoker wants, mildness plus no unpleasant aftertaste, the cigarette that brings you Bing Crosby and Bob Hope,

and by the makers of Aniston, for fast relief from pain of headache, new rightis, or new ralsa. And now, here we go friends to Duffy's Tavern with Bert Gordon as the Mad Russian, Hazel Sherman as Miss Duffy, our guest, Phil Baker, and starring Archie himself, Ed Gardner.

Hello, Duffy's Tavern, where the elite mate, D. Archie, the man just speaking, Duffy ain't here. Oh, hello, Duffy.

Tonight, Phil Baker from the $64 question. No, take it or leave it. Yeah, that's why you stand up in front of everybody and and ask you questions sort of a night court with prizes Well anyway, Duffy you ought to see what I got on a menu in honor of Phil Baker a special take it or leave at dinner

Well, so far one guy took it and he left it. It'll be night to see Phil again. Oh, he's an old friend of mine All right. And all friend of yours coming down tonight too, and a count to check the books.

And a count! What a wife, you're a duffy mic, Consciences Queen. So is the cash register. Duffy, please. Look, Duffy, this is a fine accusation. After all the years I've worked with you, I'm surprised.

In fact, I'm hurt. That's all our many years of association means to you. Yeah, I'm sorry. Holy gaddies, why is to me? Mmm, what am I gonna do? Oh, 10 to 20 years. What am I warning about you, Roman?

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