Archie's Draft Board

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And now, here we go friends to Duffy's Tavern, starring Archie himself, Ed Gardner. Hello, Duffy's having a wait in the elite. Me, too, Archie, the man just bacon'd up, he ain't here. Oh, hello, Duffy.

I'm just going over the mail here. We've got a registered letter from the Department of Sanitation. Yeah. It's about our garbage, see? Claim it's giving their pigs ulcers. LAUGHTER You know, what a nerve they got in playing at their pigs is better than our customers.

Well, I know they of it. They don't like to hear it from strangers. Well, so we're in Dutch with the health inspector. Well, yes, they put a rat trap in the kitchen, and when he comes back today, the rat has eaten the trap.

We're sitting there with a hungry look, and as I'm waiting for the inspector. Well, it hasn't often good notes today, though, Daffeta. Sad news is that Peaches with tortoise, Trippes gave me back me engagement ring.

Well, it'll save a lot of embarrassment, of course. And of course now she won't have the finance company how her and take it off. Yes sir, and this has learned me a lesson, Duffy. From now on I ain't taking the slightest interest, no more dames.

No sir, I'm true with women forever. You heard me forever. Miss Duffy. Yeah, Archie. Hand me that copy of Esquire. How way to forget women. Miss Duffy, for your information Esquire has articles too. Then how come you're reading it with a pair of scissors?