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Guest Joan Bennett

Duffy's Tavern · January 26, 1951 · 30 min · 3,713 words

The transcript of “Guest Joan Bennett”, an episode of Duffy's Tavern first broadcast January 26, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Duffy's Tavern plays Duffy's Tavern free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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And now, here we go friends, to Duffy's Tavern with our guest, Joan Bennett, and starring Archie himself, Ed Gardner. Hello, Duffy's Tavern, where the elite meat deed, Archie, the man just bacon Duffy ain't here.

Hello, Duffy. Big crowd here tonight. A whole bunch of familiar faces I ain't seen for months. I don't know. Must have been a jail break. Yeah, you should see the list of reservations. Second story, Jackson, machine gun vance mite, slop bucket sound, Kelly, the safe cracker, Joan Bennett.

Joan Bennett, Duffy, you know. Well, remember when you married Mrs. Duffy 25 years ago and she stood there wearing a lovely bridal veil? Well, Joan looks like what you expected to find when you lifted the veil.

Yeah, yeah, and a beautiful face too. A figure? Well, you know, it's kind of nice and slappy. One of them debut tent figures, you know, comes out in all the right places. Yeah, and very refined, you know, real deck lassé. They're kind of a dame that you don't whistle at. You can't, your tongue is hanging

out. She don't know it, Duppy, but tonight Joan Bennett hits the high peak of a career. Yep, she's gonna have a date with me. Hmm? Well, we're probably taking a show and go to a nightclub, and naturally I'll have to pelt her with the flowers and bomb bombs.

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