Guest Joan Bennett ( #276)

And now, here we go friends, to Duffy's Tavern with our guest, Joan Bennett, and starring Archie himself, Ed Gardner. Oh, Duffy's Tavern, where the elite mate, Pete Archie, the man just pickin' Duffy ain't here.

Hello, Duffy. Big crowd here tonight. A whole bunch of familiar faces I ain't seen for months. I don't know, it must have been a jail break. Yeah, you should see the list of reservations. Second story Jackson, machine gun vance mic, slap fuck it sound, helli to say crack it, Joan Bennett.

Joan Bennett, Duffy, you know it. Well, remember when you married Mrs. Duffy 25 years ago and she stood there wearing a lovely bridal veil? Well, Joan looks like what you expected to find when you lift a derail.

And a beautiful face, too. A figure, well, you know, it's kind of nice and slappy. One of them, Debbie can't figure, you know, comes out in all the right places. And very refined, you know, real decoise.

It's kind of a game that you don't whistle at. You can't, your tongue is hanging out. Well, she don't know it, Duppy, but tonight Joan Bennett hits the high peak of a career. Yep, she's going to have a date with me.

Well, we're probably taking a show and go to a nightclub, and naturally I'll have to poke it with the flowers and bomb bombs. And Duppy, you know that would run into quite a bit of dough, so I was wondering if maybe you can see your way clear to hello.

I guess he wants to take it with him. Say Yasha, Yasha, where is that Yasha Pannia slob? How do you do? Say boss, huh? You are calling me? Well if I holler for Yasha Pannia slob, then who else would I be calling?