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Cutting Prices Show

Duffy's Tavern · December 29, 1950 · 25 min · 3,158 words

The transcript of “Cutting Prices Show”, an episode of Duffy's Tavern first broadcast December 29, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Duffy's Tavern plays Duffy's Tavern free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Duffy's tavern starring Archie himself and Gartner. Here we go friends. Duffy's tavern starring Archie himself and Gartner. Hello Duffy's tavern, what do you eat me tea?

Archie the man just bacon Duffy ain't here. Hello Duffy. What am I doing? Well I just worked out a profit and law statement for the 1950 out of the figures look beautiful doggy the nicest shade of red the other thing now relapse duffy please don't get your corpse suckles in an uproar because we lose money for twelve straight months is that a reason to get

worried nothing to worry about which is the victim of circumstances we can't seem to find a customer it's got a third to an nickel at the same time Grogons across the street. Duffy, stop or was comparin' us with Grogon, wouldn't ya?

Leave me. I've been watchin' his place lightly, and... I admit a lot of people go in there, but believe me, I've seen just as many come out. Anyhow, it's a good sign when our business hits the bottom like this, you see?

From now on, it's only one way it can go. Up. Have you considered sideways? Duffy, forget business, and stop worrying. When you're before you scalp ain't great. I'll call you back. Well, at the end of the end, I'll leave us take a liquor inventory.

Okay. Alright. Gin. One bottle. Heck. One cork. Heck. One label. Heck. Brant. Who cares? Why? Bottle's empty. Well, so much for the liquor inventory. But you know, Miss Archie, business ain't gonna go up unless we do something about it.

You're right, Eddie. We're gonna find some way to revive our business. Hey, Miss Duffy, hand me that newspaper, will you? A newspaper to revive our business. What are you gonna do, fan it back to life?

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