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Guest Prince Michael Romanoff

Duffy's Tavern · December 8, 1950 · 25 min · 2,626 words

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I'll be cabin, what do you late mate? I'd be imagine spakin' up y'ain here. Oh, I'll be, I guess I'm comin' down tonight. None the less than Russian oil. As the Azar, I've known as the little guy, part of Azar's deed.

And for our Russian, he's a very smart guy. Yep? Those commodity ain't never veneer-a. Well, you know, some guys become princes by birth, Others become princes by marriage. Mike just had God's purpose. How does he do?

What does any prince do? He runs the rest. The famous Roman opposite is Beverly Hill. What the price is he charges? He has to take to the hill. What he charges for a meal for six months, a guy could eat in our place and still have enough left over to funeral.

Right away, a stolen inspector is here. Yeah, he tried to clap at the violation. Well, you see, while he was looking up and expecting the sealant, he fell through a hole in the floor. So he's laying down there in the cellar.

Suddenly he looks up and sees the violation. It's not a hole in the roof. Sorry, he says to me, he's listening. Don't want to convince you, man. It's just like tricking, I tell him the truth.

I say, you want to only come through when it rains. Just a minute, I'll be the guy, not just leaving. I'll throw you back. Oh, Eddie. Just because I just, please show the building, Inspector D'Dor.

Oh, that'll be easy. What do you mean? He is laying underneath it. If the saw fell off the hinges again, after all the trouble, I went to fixing it. Yeah? Well, I just don't make things like the edges.

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