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Archie Buys An Airplane

Duffy's Tavern · September 7, 1950 · 29 min · 3,676 words

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Blats beer is on the air. Blats beer is everywhere. Blats Millwalkie's finest beer brings you transcribed duffies tavern, starring Archie himself and Gardner. Friends, good taste isn't a matter of geography.

A good juicy steak is appreciated just as much in Los Angeles as it is in New York or Millwalkie. and the same goes for good beer. Take Blats, for example. There's nothing unusual about the good taste of the people who have made Blats the largest selling beer in Milwaukee, premium beer capital of the nation. They're the same kind of particular people who have

made Blats the largest selling Milwaukee beer in scores of other cities in 48 states and 29 Yes, from V to Z, from Best to Zest, the by words, Blats V-L-A-T-Z, from coast to coast, Milwaukee's finest beer.

Hello, Duffy, stabbing, where do you eat meat, meat, meat, and drink Blats beer, aren't you, man, just speaking, Duffy ain't here. Oh, look, Duffy. What's cooking? Nothing. The chef just quit. Uh, no, the hours was okay and the pay was okay.

It was his cooking. He couldn't stand it. Why don't our customers dope we don't serve some food? Do the same as when we serve food. They'll eat someplace else. Besides, there's only a few customers in the joint.

Well, I heard the emigants here. Yeah, just got out of the hospital. Poor little guy. Spent two whole weeks in an oxygen thimble. Why was his trouble? He had kidney pebbles. And guess who else is back in the hospital?

Salus Lavinsky. Well, you remember that $100 bill he had tattooed on his chest? He was robbed. Now just a flash wound. But the joke was on the crux. The tattoo was counterfeit. Hey, that reminds me Slippery Maguire's coming down tonight.

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