Guest Tony Martin ( )
Duffy's Tavern · March 30, 1950 · 23 min · 2,811 words
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Well, Duffy's stabbing. What do you eat, me, Steve? Roger your man just bacon. Duffy ain't here. Oh, well, Duffy, I guess he's coming down tonight. Tony Martin, is she a good-looking dame? Duffy, I think you got your genders in reverse.
Huh? Well, you saw a note in the column that said what? Among the most beautiful girls was Tony Martin. Stuffy, that ain't who he was, that's where he was. Yeah, yeah, the guys are real maggots for the fair sex.
It strikes names, you know, like a free lunch, it strikes the flies. Here's the singer. Is he the same guy that used to sell fish on Linux Avenue? No, that's pleased. This Tony Martin is a very high class guy.
He saw fish on pork Avenue. Oh, sure. The guy is terrific. You know how the game's all fake? One's the natural thing. Well, when Martin's things, they don't fake. They just don't want to waste time being unconscious.
Well, look, I'm kind of busy. I'll call you back. Eddie, tell me. How do I look tonight? No, no, no. different about me? Yes. Yes. Oh yeah, he got on clean shirt. Mm. Oh, Dad, I've had time since last Tuesday.
No, I've been to the barbers. Smell me. The cologne. No, you can't smell clog around. It's like competition is too strong. No. Well, I'm expecting a beautiful young lady tonight. Got a girlfriend coming out of that?
Yeah. with Tony Martin coming here? Yes. Ain't that light giving the H-bomb to the Shinsk? Yes. Yes. Don't seem to have the proper respect for me, Eddie. You Tony Martin's a handsome lady killer and I'm just a bum.
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