Genius of the Week ( )
Duffy's Tavern · June 22, 1949 · 25 min · 2,345 words
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He's coming when you meet me. I just making puppy in here. Oh Duffy, well nothing. I'm just going over the mail here Yeah, got a nice postcard from nitro McNulty. You know that's a cracking Yes, he's summering at Alcatraz God says singing his wish you were here doing wonderful time Yeah, then we got a very vicious, nasty weather from the healthy apartment.
Well, I don't know what it says, I ain't open to death. Well, look up, you out call your back, I want to go over the rest of the mail. The letter here from your girlfriend, she says Latour.
Oh, yeah, it's good to date, huh? Hey, wait a minute, how do you know it's from peaches? The staff is peeling off. Hey, there's another letter here from the Ackman Cycro-Pedia car. Oh, that's saying, just congratulations.
You have been selected as your Genius of the Week by our sales department. Our representative will call on you to present you with a special award. Eddie, yeah, at last me brains have leaked out.
Amazing. What do you mean, amazing? All them friends could lead out from a head with such a small hold. You, the genius of the week. Look, after all these years, you don't seem to realize that there's nothing that I don't know something about.
But on the other hand, there's nothing that you don't know nothing about. What? Everything. If that's so, for your ratification, I have forgotten more than I ever knew. I wonder how much this genius award will amount though.
Well the Nobel Prize ran up to about $40,000. No, no, no. And the Nobel Prize is just for foreign geniuses, you know what I mean? They worked cheap. Look at it. When the representative gets here, I got to impress him.
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