No More IOUs at Duffy's
Duffy's Tavern · April 13, 1949 · 29 min · 4,236 words
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Hello, Duffy's tabbing, where do you meet the eat, aren't you? The man just baking Duffy ain't here. Hello, Duffy. Business? Well, it's been a little slow a week, but I'm sure it'll pick up as soon as the customer comes in.
Here, the way it's been going, all we ever used to cash register for is a paperweight for the IOUs. From now on, everybody pays cash. But, Duffy, you can't do that. We can't treat our client tell that way.
This is high class people are accustomed to charge accounts, people with backgrounds. He's a second and third generation chisel-ous. Ah, I gotta collect all outstanding IOUs. But Duffy, how can I? Well, I can't, most of our customers is broke.
You can't expect me to get blood out of a toilet. Okay, I'll throw the best I can. Eddie. Eddie, look, how many dinners did we serve tonight? Let's see. You eating yet? No. None. That's bad, huh?
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