Spike Mc Gurk
Duffy's Tavern · March 23, 1949 · 29 min · 3,836 words
The transcript of “Spike Mc Gurk”, an episode of Duffy's Tavern first broadcast March 23, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Duffy's Tavern plays Duffy's Tavern free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Hand lotion with the beforehand extra, and by tellus for well-gruned hair, bring you Duffy's Tavern starring Archie himself and Gardener. Here's a new and different way to care for your hand. It's with Truchet the beforehand lotion, a really different idea and hand lotions.
Use Truchet before you get to work, before you do dishes, before you put your hands in dish water or do light laundry. Truchet is so effective that it will guard your hands even in that hot soapy water.
But you can also use Truchet as you use ordinary hand lotions. Anytime your hands need a creamy softening lotion. So get Truchet and get an all-around hand lotion that also gives you before hand protection.
Something no ordinary lotion gives you. Get Truchet the beforehand lotion and get softer, lovelier hands. Hello Duffy's Tavin' where you leet meat, eat ouchy demand you speakin' Duffy ain't here. Hello Duffy, huh? Yeah, quite a party here last night.
Well, you know with the annual meeting of the 3rd Avenue, Shalalia and Friendship Society, uh, so around 10 o'clock everything was going on kinda quiet, you know, a few broken windows, some cracked skulls, a couple of fractured ribs, and then suddenly it started.
The rowdy element from second avenue moved in. Well, the first thing you know to fight was on. Duffy, you should have seen the place. There was so many teeth scattered around, the floor looked like it was smiling.
What a problem. Yeah, after the battle, you know, just to see what happened to people, we counted noses. It was six missing. No, not people, noses. Well, look, I've got to hang up. I'm just checking a list of the damages here.
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