Guest Mickey Rooney

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Yeah that's the guy, short, freckled, blonde hair, and pug nose. Sort of a Van Johnson at half mass. Yeah, a little bit of a guy. In fact they tell me when two grasshoppers meet one says to the other, I ain't seen you since you was knee-height the Mickey Rooney.

It's a bit of a problem too, you know, especially in Hollywood. Well, you know, he's too short to be a lover and too tall to be a producer. He's coming down to the tavern tonight to star in a new television show I'm writing.

You know, TV or as they call it in the trade, voodoo. Well, Duffy, let me put it this way. You know what I'm saying? Vortival is dead? Well, television is where you watch the funeral.