Electricity
Duffy's Tavern · February 23, 1949 · 29 min · 3,851 words
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Water chapping as well as weather chapping. And you can continue this protection during prolonged exposure by using Truchet frequently. So for softer, lovelier, chapproof hands, begin today to use Truchet. Hello, Duffy's time and when you leave me to eat Archie the manager speaking Duffy ain't here.
Hello, Duffy. What's new? You going on a vacation with Mrs. Duffy? Gonna get a wintment on. Duffy, that ain't getting a wintment on. That's taking it all with you. Where are you going? Huh? Flaring it?
You mean the place where California sunshine goes to spend the winter? I'm only kidding, Duffy. In California, I'm kidding. Eh, eh? You're going swimming? Horseback riding? Horseback riding? Duffy. Remember the last time Mrs. Duffy rode a horse?
She couldn't sit down and a horse couldn't stand up. Now, look about my vacation, eh? Huh? But Duffy, look, Duffy, you wake me seven days a week, fifty-two weeks a year. I'm telling you, if I was a horse, they'd throw you in jail.
Huh? Okay. This is the last straw. This is the hump that breaks the camel's back. It's a bad sisty on your vacation. What a job. Well, Ms. Archer, what you complaining about at least you eating and sleeping?
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