Hours to Live
Duffy's Tavern · February 9, 1949 · 29 min · 3,834 words
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Water chapping as well as weather chapping. And you can continue this protection during prolonged exposure by using Truchet frequently. So for softer, lovelier, chapped-proofed hands all the time, begin today to use Truchet. Hello, Duffy's Tavern, where the elite mate, They'd archied their genial manager speaking, Duffy ain't here.
Oh, hello, Duffy. And how are you this lovely evening, my good man? Huh? No, I ain't got the pip. No, but I got no philosophy. You see, by being nice to what is, I find it makes me happy.
In other words, you don't want to what is, and you will find the blue beard of happiness yourself. And it wouldn't hurt you not to practice what I preached, Duffy. Well, like with your wife, don't just walk up to her and tell her she's a big fat horse.
Even if it's true, it'd be so much nicer to say, my dear, it ain't that you're so big. It's just that the house is so small. Well, certainly, Duffy, don't forget, all men is cremated equal in there.
They would like to be treated as such. Well, thank you over. I'll call you back. I got some work here that I got to cheerfully do. Okay, Eddie, give me a pail of hot water in a mop, will you?
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