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Sues Duffy

Duffy's Tavern · May 19, 1948 · 28 min · 3,607 words

The transcript of “Sues Duffy”, an episode of Duffy's Tavern first broadcast May 19, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Duffy's Tavern plays Duffy's Tavern free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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It's Wednesday night, so we take you now to Duffy Tavern, starring Archie and Feral Fayette Gardner. Duffy Tavern is brought to you by Bristol Myers, makers of our Santa Cruz face, for the smile of beauty and by tellers for welcome here.

I'm Tanner by tellers. So for the smile of beauty, use I pan out twice a day, and man your hair will look neater. When it's groomed the vital is way Well, Duffy's having one of your late mates eat I'd see the managers spakein' Duffy ain't here Oh, well, Duffy, how things will I say

that our business is on a very solid foundation? Yeah, on the rock What's Duffy? Yeah, the spring's clean and the door finish And the middle of the way, there's much dirt as you'd expect Well, all them leaks in the ceiling has been a good deal of natural erosion. Here's the place that's so clean and funny thing

you know. Remember that fox cat of ours? After five years we find out she's really white. I'm just checking I'll find out there. Eddie, after we clean up the place why did you do it early? Exaggerating once in a while. Dump it into the cellar. Dump it into the cellar.

Now you got to walk up one slide to get down to the cellar. What's that mean? Clean the wall? What's that mean? If I straight one more layer of dirt off of that wall, we'll all be next door.

And incidentally, as long as I've been doing all this extra work, what about raising me down, Rick? Fifteen bucks a week, ain't that be sneezed up? He said. He said 15 bucks a week. It's time before you can take a turn hike.

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