Mad Russian

It's Wednesday night, so we take you now to Duffy Tavern with our guest tonight, Bert Gordon, the mad Russian, and starring Archie himself, Ed Gardner! Duffy Tavern is brought to you by Ipana Two States.

Ipana, the two states that debtists prefer two to one over any other debt of risk for their own personal use, according to a nationwide survey. Oh Duffy Tavern, where the elite mate D. Archie de Manjes speaking, Duffy ain't here.

Oh, hello Duffy. Yep, tonight's a big night. Miss Duffy's coming out, Potty. Huh? Is it formal? No, Duffy, a semi-formal. The game's come half-dressed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It ought to be a terrific coming out, Potty.

Yeah, great coming out, Potty. Duffy, it's cut all the essentials. A rich barter and an ugly daughter. And? You ain't rich. Well, I'm still batting 500. Well, what time are you coming down, Duffy? Good.

And it's a little... I mean, Mrs. Duffy coming down with you. All right? She's getting her party dressed fitted right now. You're helping the surveyors with the measurements. Well, hurry up and get down here, Duffy.

Okay, see you later. Eddie. Yeah, Mr. Hunter. Eddie, I wish you would ascertain if everything has been taken care of by the Committee on Arrangements. You mean the entire Committee? Yes. Yes, Mila, fine. Is everything okay, Eddy?

Yep, everything okay. Miss Adrich, the committee reports you now, and I'm afraid of everything, has been ascertained. Well, in order to be the biggest coming-out party of the season, Eddy, we have a very exclusive guest list.

Very exclusive. Oh, yeah. By the way, did your invitations get out? Oh, yes, sir. Kids staying on the corner, hand them out right now. Good. By the way, did you read them invitations I made up?