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Guests Minerva Pious and John J. Anthony

Duffy's Tavern · January 22, 1947 · 29 min · 3,683 words

The transcript of “Guests Minerva Pious and John J. Anthony”, an episode of Duffy's Tavern first broadcast January 22, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Duffy's Tavern plays Duffy's Tavern free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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It's Wednesday night, so we take you now to Duffy's Tavern. With our guest tonight, Mr. John Jay Anthony and Mrs. Nussbaum of Alan's Alley, and starring Archie himself, Ed Gardner. Duffy's Tavern is brought to you by Bristol Myers, makers of Ipana Toothpaste and Truche before hand lotion.

Two products it will pay you to remember. Ipana for the smile of beauty, Truche for softer, lovelier hands. My panel? Truchett. Hello, Duffy's, Tamin. Where do you eat meat, eat it? Aren't you the man just bacon, Duffy ain't here?

Hello, Duffy. Hey, Duffy, did you hear me in the Fred Allen show, Sunday? You did, eh? Why'd you think of me performance? The high heaven, huh? What? Look, Duffy, with you, nothing is entertainment unless you can blow the suds off of it.

By the way, I invited Mrs. Nussbaum to come down. This is nice, bomb, the name that says, new? What does it mean? It's Esperanto for Vosmokstow. Yeah, and you know who else is coming? John Jay Antony from the radio.

You know, Mr. Antony, the exploit on maritime relations. Yeah, he's the guy that tells husbands and wives how their marriage can be a success. Bluebeard had the best method, huh? I thought you were a little too skeptical. I'll call you back.

Hey Eddie. What happened to you? Did you hear me on a friend Ellen show Sunday? Yes, I did. You think I was funny? Yeah, funny. When you told your first joke, I just rolled on the floor.

Yeah, the first joke, what about the rest of them? I didn't hear them. By the time I stopped rolling, I found myself sitting in the morning. Well, you missed something, Eddie. I was really sensation.

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