Pierre the Talking Dog ( #131)

Hello Duffy's tavern, where do you meet me? See, dawty to mind you speakin' Duffy ain't here. Oh, hello Duffy, I've been tryin' to reach you. Where you been? You're at the circus, eh? Performing or just spectating?

Huh? Hey, wait a minute. You didn't take Mrs. Duffy, would ya, did ya? Yeah? Oh, yeah. And then what? The fat lady asked Mrs. Duffy for her autograph, eh? It is very funny, but you can't blame a duffy.

You know the old saying, the son never sets on all of Mrs. Duffy. Look, tell me, what was she like when you first married her? The fairest flower in all island, huh? It was only after you transplanted her that she went the pot, huh?

Well, how was the circus this year, any good? One sensational act? What? Thirty bubble dances. What's so sensational about 30 bubble dances? Only 29 bubbles. Well have a good time, Duffy, and don't throw Mrs. Duffy too many peanuts.

See you later. Guess what, Eddie? Duffy took Mrs. Duffy to the circus, kind of taken close to no castles. Yeah, uh, Muhammad going out with the mountain. I'm not familiar with the phrase. Well, I'm glad the old skin flints out and join a little of his money anyhow.

Yeah, boy, that's the life, you know. Plenty of money. Time off to go to the second. And I don't know. Money don't always mean happiness, Eddie. Take the average guy with a big car and a yacht and a swimming pool.

He ain't always happy. No. But on the other hand, take me. I ain't got a car. Yada. women pulled and I ain't happy either. Well, so what? Well, as long as we're both unhappy, ain't his way easier?