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Guest Esther Williams ( )

Duffy's Tavern · April 26, 1946 · 25 min · 2,743 words

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Hello, Duffy, Simon, why do you late mate see as the Williams is coming tonight? I'd you to my mate, Bacon. Oh, oh, Duffy. Yep, as the Williams itself. Well, you'd seen pictures of her, ain't you?

And you heard that one picture as good as a thousand words? Duffy, this name is the book of a month. Well, she's got a model and a fashion show here tonight. You'd like Mrs. Duffy to be a model soon.

Ah, Duffy, uh, Mrs. Duffy ain't a model too. She's a model T. She has a million dollar figure. Well, she has, it's all in loose change. Well, anyway, fish fashion show will be great publicity, Duffy. You know, I got a terrific slogan.

Hmm. Uh, come to Duffy's where rags are muffin if one for Raymond's sake. What does it mean? Nothing. It's just catchy, like the mess makes a funny putty. Well, uh, looks out for you. I'll call you back.

Eddie, you notice, fashion shows a terrific idea. A customer can eat and drink and at the same time see the new fashion. Uh, Miss Dodger, if I know how a customer they'd rather see the old fashion.

Eddie. You popped a corny. They're gonna like it no fashion or old fashion when I find out that Esther Williams is gonna be the model. Now how you gonna get Esther Williams a model in a zone like this?

Because all names want to show up close. Now Esther finds out that she's gonna wear Adrian's clothes. What Adrian gonna wear? She got picked out for her. Oh it's a beautiful thing, honey. What color?

Well, it's sort of wine colored with a burgundy sesh and a champagne blouse. What's you gonna laugh on, Chase? Eddie, with Esther, naturally, you give her a water, Chase. Ever miss, Isaac, what did you know about women's sex?

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