Guest Fred Allen

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So don't throw away your pipe if it gets hot and sour. You're smoking the wrong tobacco. For cool, sweet, marvelous smoking pleasure, just try Revelation, only 15 cents. Johnny presents the Jenny Sims program with the bombardiers Edgar Farrah Child and his orchestra and the greatest guest stars in the world.

Tonight it's Naval ROTC cadet Jim Hardy quarterback of the Trojans who made football history in the Rose Bowl on New Year's Day. Also private first class Richard Lockman. Duffy that feels just on a surface.

Yeah down underneath they hate each other Well Alan's jealous you see because Benny steals all his stuff. I sure Alan was cheap long before Benny They looked up him just taking the St. Patrick's Day is coming up. What about a guy like Alan to him see the pig roast Huh not enough contrast, huh?

I don't know. Maybe we could distinguish them. Maybe we could get Alan to wear a blue suit. Okay, I'll talk to him about it. So long, Duffy. Gentlemen, welcome to Duffy's. Come in and meet Finnegan, Eddie the waiter, Miss Duffy, Benet Vanuva, Peter Van Steeden and his orchestra, our special guest tonight, Fred Allen, and R.G. himself, Ed Gardner.

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