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Peggy Lee ( #117)

Duffy's Tavern · February 1, 1946 · 29 min · 3,130 words

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So we take you now to Duffy Tavern Starring Archie himself Ed Gardner Hello Duffy's Tavern where do you late mate see that you demand just making Duffy ain't here Hello Duffy Hey, what's that noise?

You're helping you fat wife with the supp ahead dishes But what's all a racket? Oh? You're washing and she's throwing Duffy fighting again. Why don't you try romance now? Yeah, neck or a bit. You know put your arms around it Huh? Well, all right, halfway around.

You can't even get that far? Oh, well, uh, can't you catch it when she's inhaling? Oh, when she exhales the recoil knocks you cross the room. Well, don't be frank with these flights of yours is very discouraging, you know?

I was thinking about marriage myself. Well, it finally happened to me. Yep, I'm in love. Naturally, what a girl. My name is Peggy Lee. Well, I ain't mad of you yet. I just heard her singing, then.

Kind of silly. And I just fallen in love with a voice on a jukebox. That's nothing you married a whole jukebox. Hello? Hello? She must have heard him. Boy, they lose more dishes that way.

Well, my marriage is gonna be different. Look, I was just... Oh, hello, Eddie. Old pal, how's your health today? I hope you are well, Old pal. I'm fine, Old pal. How are you, Old pal?

How much do you need, Old pal? I don't need nothing, Eddie. Today, I'm the most completely happiest guy in the world. And you know why? Tell me, Blige, Sarah. Well, we've been friends for a long time.

think I can confide in you. Eddie, I'm in love. Well, that's still a little hot. Yep, you're looking at a new man, wefted it up on a wings of love, a knight in shining armor, sitting on me white horse.

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