Guests Dave Hossinger and Rickie Jordan ( )

Though we take you now to Duffy's Tavern, starring Archie himself, Ed Gardner. Hello Duffy's Tavern, where do you leave me to eat Archie the Man? Just picking Duffy ain't here. Oh hello Duffy. What's the money? You sound like you got a cold.

Well, uh, you don't want anything for it? Taking shots, huh? How they doing, Yanny? Good? Oh, they were until Mrs. Duffy took away the bottle. Well, tell me, how'd you catch the cold? You took a bath naked?

Well, tell me, what do you usually wear for the tub, Duffy? Long underwear, huh? Well, why didn't you wear it this time? It wasn't dirty. Well, look, Duffy, you better watch that cold. You know, there's a lot of that testimonial fluke going around.

Yeah, you ought to drink a lot of water. Water? Yeah, the shock treatment. Look, I'll be on busy. I'll call you back, huh? Okay. Hey, man, Mr. Dove, they got a bad coat? Yeah, he just seems to be an upper-dormous going around.

And, uh, we've got to be careful around here, too, you know. James is pretty tricky. We got nothing to worry about. What do you mean? Do you think any health in Germany's right mind I would leave a nice clean sewer to come into this place.

It's been done, Eddie. Just because Duffy's tavern is filthy, don't mean it can't be sanitary. Now, leave us take all precautions. The first thing we've got to do is put something over the free lunch.

What do you suggest? A scall-in cross bone? No, we can't come up the free lunch, my doctor. Why not? Well, you can't get close enough to it. Well, uh, then at least, leave us squirt some DDT on it.