Guest Larry Storch ( #114)

So we take you now to Duffy's Tavern, starring Archie himself and Gardner. Hello Duffy's Tavern, where do you make the Archie to mind you spakein' Duffy ain't here? Oh look Duffy, I'm glad you called.

Look, how would you like to see Mrs. Duffy in an almond coat? What a stable girdlin' mink gottie. Did it be a good excuse to set a trap? Well, what I'm talking about is I want to make you rich, Duffy.

I want you to take a flyer with me into the seminar industry. Huh? Well, Duffy, there's big dough in it. A guy like you can have a mansion in Beverly Hills, big cars, personal balance, so you don't have to suck your own feet.

Huh? A swimming pool? You can have two of them, Duffy. You could keep water in one and Mrs. Duffy in the other. I'm telling you, this movie still would be terrific for you, you see.

I put up my brains and you match it with your money. Wouldn't have to take much money. All right. You'll think it over? Okay, Duffy, that's good enough for me. Hey, Eddie, guess what? I just thought Duffy had to put him up the door for me next picture.

Oh, that's wonderful. What's the idea to whisper? I didn't want to wake you up. I didn't want to wake you up. What happens to the beautiful things? The stuff is put up in money. Well, why not?

I'm putting up my talent, ain't I? Eddie, you admit I got talent, don't you? Eddie, do you admit it or don't you? You want that person answered man to man on a labor management basis.