Archie Balances the Books ( )
Duffy's Tavern · December 28, 1945 · 29 min · 3,265 words
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He takes you now to Duffy, Tavern, guarding Archie himself and Gardner! Look up, he's serving! What do you lately see? Archie, imagine speaking up, he ain't here. Oh, oh, Duffy. Huh?
A pink elephant just walked into the room? He's talking about to take another look. Yeah, that's what I thought. Just Mrs. Duffy in a nightgown. I'm going over the books for 1945. Yeah, I'll call you back.
I only have a sink, Eddie. What I think is the liability in the red ink is the assets. What you doing, Amaconda? Don't bother me now, I didn't know I was a sink. First, we take the overhead.
We can raise that up. Now that'll make room for the fisto. fiscal see that $23,840 and next we take cash on hand 85 cents see that's a difference of you push the 85 into the 23 Thank you, wedding. That gives us 623. Now, carry the train. That's 2436. Pass out the and carried a train. That's 7, 6, 2, 3. Carried a train. That's three is a pest.
That gives us six, the semi-opoint, 843,000. Eddie, I think that's a shorty. Did you sub-oball them? I've got a lot of rifles. Look, every one of them. Holy can't, these figures don't come out. Even I'm really gonna be in a hole.
Hello down there! I can't account for taking a big launch. I think I better go over the figures again. Well, have you got two million? One five or four? What a bookkeeper. What a bookkeeper.
What do you mean? What are you talking about? I've been doing this stuff for years. If you get that I was only the head bellkeeper of the Oyster Division of the Folkland Fish Market. The odd space, you'll want truly do the size of your book.
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