Guest Ed Monroe ( #110)

We take you now to Duffy's tavern, starring Archie himself and Gardner. Answer that, Eddie. Tell him that he has an underhanded rat, a snake, a double-dealing swine, and a toothpaste gunk. And I'm up at the zoo getting some no ideas.

Well, Miss Ojj, I can't! Go ahead, tell him. Tell him he is a baboon, a bottle neck, a big bum, and a brown-beaten boar. Hello? Double-stabbing, headed to keeper to be, you speaking. Well, hell, Mr. Dutton, Miss Ocken?

Well, he's busy here with some very big names. Go ahead. Tell them when I said the dirty crumb. Hell, Miss Ocken, Miss Ocken says he's impatient with you. Yeah, that's what he said, but you know, these things, they always lose a little supplement of translation.

Give me that song. Huh? Why am I mad? Why am I supposed to be asking? Because I have been working here for seven years. Seven years of blood, sweat, and presspiration. And you promised me a substantial raise, and you'd give it to me if you was a decent upright fair-minded American citizen.

Huh? Okay, you alien. You will hear from my lawyer in the morning you dirty thick-headed stumble bum. You sure mad at him tonight? Nothing personal. It's just what we call in legal circles firing the opening replenishment.

You being you, you actually going to sue him? For every nickel he's never socked away. When I get through with him, his mattress will be so empty it might as well be spring. Yes sir, I got the lawyer coming down here tonight.

You hired a lawyer? Well, cheerley for consultation, of course. I'll probably conduct the trial myself. What you know about law, I started what you picked up, Hob Niven, with this station wagon set. What do I know about the law?