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Guest Maxie Rosenbloom ( #105)

Duffy's Tavern · November 9, 1945 · 29 min · 3,350 words

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So we take you now to Duffy's Tavern. Hello, Duffy's Tavern, where the elite meat tea-dot you demand just bacon, Duffy ain't here. Hello, Duffy. It's a crowd, a lot of servicemen tonight. Yeah, it's a regular separation center.

Mm-hmm. Already I've had to separate three guys. Uh, by the way, you know who came in tonight? Left the O'Rourke. Yeah, he's out of uniform now. Oh, Duffy, not on points on parole. Yeah, left he says he just couldn't get along with the warden, you know, and wanted him had to go.

But you know the warden's been pretty solid. Well, I don't know. A rope was very popular up there, Duffy, and in fact he claims they voted him the man most likely to return. Say, by the way, speaking of getting out of jail, Eddie, the waiter is thinking of leaving us.

What do you mean so what? Eddie's a very valuable man. Well, I admit he ain't very fast on his feet, but he's got a great knack for saving hash without that guilty expression on his face.

Yeah, well, I think he got an offer from Grogan's Grill. Well, don't worry, I'll talk him out of it, Tuffy. You're not a old line, gratitude, a chance for advancement. All we've done for him, money ain't everything.

You're the old sucker pitch. Well, certainly I'll bite. Don't I, for it every time I ask for a raise? Well, just leave it a mate, Tuffy. I'll call you back. So I'm... There's a rumor around that you have had an offer from Grogan's Grill.

Uh-huh. And the rumor also says that you're thinking of taking it. Keep your eye on that rumor. It's got a future. LAUGHTER Well, Eddie, you're not serious. Wait, where did you get this idea about leaving?

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