Archie's Nephew ( )

We take you now to Duffy tavern hello Duffy tavern what do you leave me to eat? I keep a manager spake and up he ain't here. Oh, Duffy business staggering the customers the same By the way, Duffy we got some mail here and Adversizement and a mail from a new paper towel company, huh? I know we bought them last month, but they go fast

I think the customers have been blocking instead of rubbing. Any more mail or let's see? Oh, yeah. There's a letter here with a black border around it, something. Open it, huh? What's the name? Mr. and Mrs. Hiram Cavendish, the Cavendish undertaking father, announced the engagement of their daughter Lucy.

So, Doctor, James C. Briggs, prominent surgeon. Boy, that company should certainly go get it. And there's another letter here for... Wait a minute. This one is for me. I'll call you back, Doctor. He's a puzzle, Bob.

Well, I got a letter here from a Morton Field Pogging Bug, on New Sound Road, and it's story all around. Well, I used to know a Morton Field Pogging Bug, You're a little modern, but I know it's not a problem.

I don't know if it could be the same one. Oh, they still have it. New town, always probably just crawling with Martin to Martin Berg. Let me see. Well, it's young enough. It's for me, nephew, Martin.

Really? Yeah, a little Martin. He's a man, kid. On the... just that side? No, on the rip-rap side. That's the same one he has to say. They said, Dear Uncle Icy, Eddie, look at a kid's phone, Uncle, U-M-C-L-A.

Oh, there. Hey, that's cute. Yeah, cute. And right, too. How old is it? Well, let's see. Now, Martin was born in the years. Uncle Joe went on my lease. But in 1932, this is 1945.