Archie's Raise ( )

We take you now to Duffy's tavern starring Archie himself Ed Gardner Hello Duffy's tavern where do you meet the Archie demand you speak and stuff being here? Oh, look Duffy I tried to call you how come your phone has been so busy. Oh, Mrs. Duffy's been beating you over the head with it

Well, don't you know that it ain't patriotic to tie up the phone like that. Oh She limits herself to five minutes Well, I've been very busy here today, Duffy. Yep, got here at the Cracker noon, polished up the barn, cleaned all the glasses, shovel the pear through the sawdust, white washed the cream cheese, shredded some horse meat

for the chicken aller king. Yep, very busy. You raced all the palms in a phone booth. Yes, at Duffy I have become a regular baby. Well, I feel like I got somebody to work for and protect now since I met Dolly Snafel.

But you don't know at Duffy, she's so little and soft and defenseless she makes me feel like a mother hen. Yep, don't be surprised if some of these days you'll have found out that I entered the state of wedlock.

It ain't a state, it's a dictatorship. Duffy, don't be so bitter. Don't forget, there. Cupid once shot you with his little arrow, too. Oh, you, he stabbed in the back. Well, Eric, I love Duffy and, uh, in view of me, not your plans.

I am here by asking you for a five dollar raise. What? Duffy, it sounds like you said okay. You did? Duffy, I'll call you back. I gotta go and paint. Let's see now. I get 15 bucks a week final arise I'll bring it up to 20 let's see how much that is a year is 365 days a year