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Guest Boris Karloff ( )

Duffy's Tavern · January 12, 1945 · 21 min · 2,782 words

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Hello, Duffy, seven, when he leads me to eat, I see the manager speaking, Duffy ain't here. Hello, Duffy. Tonight's forest call-off. Yep. America's number one kind of fool. Yeah, I'm a sucker for his kind of pictures, you know, they can't be too horrible for me to regular mortars to better I like it.

Huh? You know, like them? Well, did you ever see Frankenstein? Dracula? Oh, you go for the movies you like to forget your wife. Well, that's...looks up the ampeze right now with this war bond thing.

Yeah, every joint in the neighborhood is selling bonds tonight, sir. Grogan, far and grill, Cavendish, Deonditaker, Kalooci's first store, left his metropolitan museum a pool, and... Yeah, the store's all got signs for their customers saying, uh, buy fun, invest in your future.

That is all except Cavendish the Undertaker. Well, uh, I'll call you back, Duffy. I'm getting a show ready for the rally. Okay, go on. Uh, oh, uh, oh, good evening, Mr. Svenigup. What do you have tonight?

Good boy, I'm hungry enough to eat a hoard. On second thought, maybe I'll catch you at the ham, boy. Good. One ham, better? Right. What's going on? God, you just can pickle with lettuce, you mustard, you relish, and a day for mayonnaise.

How about some cheddar? What, a room, the flavor of the meat? I'll just... Hey, it's the first archery. Please in the back room, working on the new all-open. Uh, a minute, James. This is the place, it's for the Bon Rallerton, I...

Oh, another place! So Yadi, is it actually anybody to play, right? Well, it could be worse, please, than here, but me would have to write him. Right, Yadi, is this play gonna stop us? Oh, oh, oh!

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