Guest Dennis Day ( #50)

A special rebroadcast for the American Armed Forces and their allies. You're invited to drop in where the elite meet to eat. Duffy's Tavern. Well Duffy's Tavern where the elite meet to eat. I just think Duffy ain't here.

Oh, oh, Duffy. Eh, not much, no. Oh, yeah, Dad. You remember skinny gardener? He's wife just had a baby. Yeah. Yeah, boy. Yeah, we all chipped in and sent him a cute little blue cuspidor.

Yeah. What a little blue tassel on it. Yeah. Huh? Who's coming down here tonight? Dennis Day. Dennis Day, puppy. The kid that's always trying to get Jack out of Benny. Well, he's leaving the Benny show to go into the Navy.

to the Navy. Well, you can't blame the kid. What would you do if you had a chance to make more dough? Well, look, Duffy, I got it going now. I'm taking Dennis out for one last big evening and I got to go out and church a couple of femmes.

Uh, Joy-Che, Duffy. It's, uh, French for, uh... Huh? You got a girl from your wife's niece, huh? How ugly is she? She looks like your wife, huh? Well, thanks for the warning, Duffy, but, uh...

This day ain't for Red Skeleton. It's for Dennis Day. Besides, I got my own little address book, uh... I'll call you back. Now let's see here, uh, under the... Under the A's here, uh, Anna Deaf and Dorf on Plaza 3997.

What you doing, Mr. Archer? I gotta get a couple of names for me and Dennis Deafer tonight. Hello? Eagle Wet-Washed Laundry? Uh, could you please call Anna Deaf and Dorfer to the phone? Yeah, she's number five on the mango.