Guest Phil Baker ( )

A special rebroadcast for the American Armed Forces and their allies. You're invited to drop in where the elite meet to eat. Duffy's tavern. Oh Duffy's where the elite meet to eat aren't you the manager spakeens?

Duffy ain't here. Oh look Duffy, tonight's the Phil Baker. Phil Baker from Atlanta taken a leave it. No, the guy with them fountain pens. Huh? No, not one of the ink spots. No, this is the guy that runs it.

You know how to program the, you know, they ask you who wrote, like, Withering Heights, you know? So you say David Copperfield. And they give you $64 for that. Who pays the $64? Spake it does.

Yeah, you see, it's a bribe. so that people will stand there when they tell them crummy jokes. No, no, he don't only tell jokes, he plays the accordion too. Yeah, that usually gets him more left than the jokes.

Well, anyways, I'm going to try to win that $64 tonight, Duffy. Huh? Why can't I? Because I'm a what? Well, Duffy, it takes a joke to recognize a joke. Please, to meet you too. I'll call you back.

Are you see Eddie? I win the $64 from Phil Baker. I buy a $2.50 war bonds and the other $28 I play around with pen money. I don't know if this man count chicken before the hatchy council before he can count. What makes you so sure you're gonna win that $64? Well listen I heard that program has taken awful dope to

I've missed them questions. I think you can make it. Of course, I'm a little rusty on some of my facts, you know, after all, it wasn't yesterday when I went to college. Wasn't the day before yesterday neither.