Guest Bing Crosby

Bristol Myers, the makers of South of Attica, famous laxative, and minute rub, modern chest rub, brings you Duffy. Well, Duffy's where do you meet me? See, Archie, the man who just spakein' Duffy ain't here.

Oh, Duffy, eh, well tonight Duffy, we really got a big shot. Bing Crosby. Crosby. C-R-O-S-B. You know the guy, Duffy, the straight man in the Bob Hope pictures. Yeah, that's right Bob, cause he's all the brother.

Yeah, the crooner with the four sons. Huh? Was Bing always a crooner? No, he studied singing for eight years before he found out he couldn't sing. But by that time, he was too late. He was too famous to quit.

Hey Duffy, why don't you sell Bing and Heaven interest in a joint here? No kidding. Well, a guy like that could help us with the labor shortage. Huh. He grows his own bus boys. Mrs. Duffy wants to make Bing? Well, for.

But Duffy, what could he use it for? She's too big for a sarong and too slow for the track. Huh? Well, I'll talk to Bing about the partnership, Duffy. Okay, so long. Gentlemen, welcome to Duffy's.

Duffy's. Come on in and be finnegan. I do the waiter. Miss Duffy, Paul Weston and his orchestra. Our special guest tonight by courtesy of Clapt, Bing Crosby, and Archie himself, Ed Gardner. Hey, did you hear? Bing Crosby might buy a half interest in this place.

What? Bing Crosby? The one that wears them shirts? Yeah. The one with the force on? Yeah. The one with them race horses? Yeah. You gonna buy half interest in this place? Yeah. I suppose he just don't care anymore.