Guest Lucille Ball ( )

The Special Service Division invites you soldiers, sailors, and Marines of the United Nations to drop in at Duffy's Tavern. Duffy's where you eat meat, eat ouchy, the man who's making stuff he ain't here. Oh, Duffy, tonight the Lucille Ball from Hollywood.

The tomato with the carrot hair. Yeah, very nourished. Oh, you'd like a dish like that, huh? But you also like Franz and Brunette, too. Where do you draw it online? Oh, you don't like boiled-headed things.

Yeah, well, Duffy, I can't talk now. I gotta get ready for a good ol' sale. Oh, sure. Hurry, I used to be knaps in the butt, you get it. Hey, uh, she's from Brooklyn, huh?

Uh, no, when she was a kid, her parents my grandad of care. Yeah. Yeah, it was gave persecution. Uh, her father was a Yankee fan. Yes, I'll be here. You're just gonna be old homie, kid.

Okay, I'll call you back. Bye. Hey, I'm in this office. Yeah, and he said that movie, I just missed ball. Just call. Oh, yeah. Good old Lucille, my dear friend in the Charlie Sweetheart. Yeah.

Your dear friend in Charlie Sweetheart, just call and wants to know who's arching. She was kidding, Eddie. She and me were some boys together. She was a pretty girl. She was a pretty girl. She was madly in love with you.

She would die for you, and she wanted to marry you. Yes, I compared to Geddy. How did you know? That's easy. I just thought of the truth and stayed as far away from it as I could.

Listen, Eddie, yesterday that might have been funny, but, uh, yesterday I was a nobody. Today, who knows? Maybe I will be. an old friend of mine is going to have me listed in that book of famous men. Who's that?