Guest Charles Coburn
Duffy's Tavern · November 2, 1943 · 29 min · 3,476 words
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Oh, Duffy's Tavern, where do you meet the Archie and Man just pickin' Duffy in here? Oh, oh, oh, Duffy, tonight, uh, Charles Coburn. Charles Coburn. Not Duffy, don't hang up. All right, so one week it ain't a thing.
You never heard of Coburn? Duffy, I'm surprised. The gentleman's histrionic talents have made him one of the foremost exponents of Festus. Yes, he's a ham. Show business for years. How old is he? Well, let me put it this way.
He's old enough to know what it's all about, but he ain't young enough to do nothing about it. about it. I had a lot like Joe's. Except if Coburn ever got down on one me, never get up again.
How's business here? Well, we're running ahead of yesterday. Yeah, we were closed yesterday. Well, you know, some of them, you know, what to help business here? A good at the old man, you know, a good front man. Huh? Well, want a customer comes into place, what's the first thing he thinks about? Right, about leaving.
Oh, we got to have a front man to block the door and this coal barn is a natural for the job. Yeah, you ought to see the guy put up. His duties, well, we'd expect him to go up to the customers, you know, and quiet for instance how they like the food here.
Duffy who's gonna hit a guy his day? Well look I'm busy now I'll throw you back. But Duffy me and Eddie is right in the middle of some very important business. Okay. Okay Eddie deal out the cards.
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