Guest Peter Lorre

Bristol Myers, the makers of Salhepatica, famous laxative and minute rubs. Modern chest rubs brings you duffy. Duffy's where you late mate Dean Archie demand you spakin' duffy ain't he? Oh look Duffy, tonight the fetal lorry and Mrs. Carvitz Wells in a talkin' bird.

Huh? Mrs. Wells talkin' bird. Now don't get excited duffy. It ain't orson. Now this bird you can shut up once in a while. Well, you ought to say to Bird, dov. It's wonderful. He talks, he whistles, he even sings.

What do you ought to say to him? He's practically a human. Huh? Uh, uh, poor f. He's got flat feet. Huh? Well, uh, they call him a minor bird. He comes from now, my life in Ensela.

Yeah, what a malaria's company. Yeah. Yeah, Mrs. Wells found him in a jungle, you know, when he was, uh, just a little puppy. Huh? Well, what do you call a small bird? a ghastling a ghastling you kill me a ghastling is in no way gentrated I say it I'll call you back Duffy

come on ladies and gentlemen welcome to Duffy's come in and meet Finnegan Eddie the waiter Miss Duffy Johnny Johnston Paul Weston and his orchestra our special guests tonight Peter Laurie and Mrs. Carvath Wells Mine a bird raffles and Archie himself Ed Gardner Harry, don't forget the announcement about the book, the feast vice-grader.

Oh, yes, I'll make it now. Yeah, I'll put it in a frame-fry place. Thank you. Go ahead, Harry. Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, ever since Duppy's has been on the air, people have been asking why Archie hasn't written a book.

Well, finally it's happened. It has been written by the great genius. Harry, please. Well, he means it has been wrote. Monzo, watch it, section. Yes, excuse me. Yeah, Archie has really wrote a unique book.