Guest Eddie Anderson ( #13)

The Special Service Division invites you soldiers, sailors, and Marines of the United Nations to drop in at Juffy's Tavern. Hello, Juffy's where the elite mate is, the Rochester. Rochester. You know the guy is Jack Benny calling him up every week and says, whoa, Rochester's Mr. Benny. Yeah, Duffy, I was thinking, what we need is

advertised now. How would you like to put on a national wide radio show? From coast to coast so that the name of duffies will be smushed from Coney Island to the Bronx. Well certainly Rochester would be in it.

Just think, Duffy. Every week, 10 million people are tuning in. They'll hear, D-U-F-F-Y, pot the free S. Certainly, Duffy, how can we miss? Well we practically got Rochester. All we need now is somebody to take the place at Jack Benny and we got another Benny show.

Where can we get another Jack Benny? Such people can be found. As a matter of fact, I get somebody in mind right now. So, you'll find out. But by again, Duffy, let's say I get $10,000 a broadcast.

He ducked from that 50 cents for one fiddle lesson to learn to play love and blown. And a buck and a half for two pay. And what you doing Miss Austin? Eddie, I'm just figuring out what I'm gonna do when I take Jack Benny's place.

Left to the jaw, right to the stomach, left to the heart, right to the jaw. What are you doing Eddie? I'm just figuring out what I'm gonna do when I take Joe Lewis's place. Don't snare, Eddie. These jokes that I wrote will make me the king of the cyclo watch.